March 2012
there’s no you except in my dreams tonight
i don’t wanna wake up from this tonight
thesoundof-settling asked: the roller coaster pic is a band, its The Maine, maybe thats why the notes? thats why i reblogged it
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stitchsgreatescape:
Sure the Mona Lisa is nice but how many notes does it have
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
#make sure no one else finds them or they might fall in love with you #cybersafe
1612th:
do talkative people wear converse shoes
booo
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The year is 2007 and everyone is on MySpace where everyones profile song is either Everytime We Touch or Welcome to My Life
mine was gogol bordello thank u very much~*
scientists who are religious.
i will never understand.
radiobread2:
wow only people on this website would be attracted to a school shooter this is like when you all loved tate from american horror story why do you guys dry hump a pillow for teenage killers
i do see some people’s points, like that he was probably relentlessly teased and ostracized to the point of murder, but like… i don’t understand why people want to hug him and...
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this
paper
is so boring
and i have to get the bulk of it done tonight
like within the hour
because my roommate has to go to bed early on mondays and wednesdays
i hope class is cancelled
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cashcrab:
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/cuz+im+awsome
February 2012
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Reading the word, “Unf,” and any variation of it including but not limited to “UNF,” “UNNFFF,” and “UUUUUNNNNFFFF UNF UNF UNF,” makes me really uncomfortable and I hate it.
Hating Santorum - now rebloggable!
stfusexists:
Want to make a drink that really shows how you feel about Rick Santorum? Or maybe a drink to help you forget that he exists? Well Miss O and followers have got you covered!
2 parts 151 rum - to make you “drunk enough to believe women signed the Declaration of Independence“
1 part Kahlua - for brownness
Blend with ice for appropriate frothiness
Banana chunks for extra...
why do i have to do a research paper that compares two paintings i can see them right here i don’t need quotes.
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Why don’t you just take a picture of your face, minus your boobs and your ass...
– Blue Ivy Carter
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
HERE’S TO THE GIRLS: To the girls who don’t wake up with perfect hair. Who don’t mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who don’t wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who’s rather spend the day in sweat pants then in skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of tee-shirts and sweatshirts. Who don’t get all the guys. Who get hurt, but hold back the tears. Who’s not “popular” but feels...
In figure drawing
we have
the hottest fucking model.
Here is a list of features I enjoy
curled handlebar moustache
black and white tattoos on arm
mutton chops
goatee
big ugly glasses with no rims
height
artist
big angry eyebrows
big nose
those eyes
hairy chest
hairless back
fit. oh so fit and lean. muscly but not big
he is perfect. and i get to stare at him for hours without it...
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