This is me and I’m a very jaded hateful vulgar sarcastic bitter feminist pervert and I like to get to the point.

I care a lot about things, and people I love. I obsess over things/people too. So watch out.

But even more important than that, I do almost everything to make either myself or others laugh. 

My favorite color is red, my favorite game is Spyro, my favorite band is Wolfmother, my favorite animal is the ferret, my favorite movie is Airplane.

I am really good at drawing/sculpting/painting/origami.

My ears stick out because before I was born, my legs were pressing my ears down.

I dye my hair red because of Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

HOW THE FUCK DO I SAY YOUR NAME?

• Kirstina [kur-stee-nuh]
• Kirsti [kur-stee]

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY SO I CAN BUY YOU A GIFT?

• May 25.

HOW BIG IS YOUR ASS REALLY?

• 41” around. 34” 27” 41”

RELATIONSHIP STATUS?

• very happily taken by this nerd

WHY DO YOU LIKE FERRETS?

• In fourth grade I saw one and was like “WOWWIE. They’re so cute and funny and smart and weird!”

WHAT IS CSP/DERMATILLOMANIA/WTF IS UP WITH THOSE SCARS?

• Chronic Skin Picking. I have an overwhelming and insatiable compulsion to pop pimples/pick scabs/ chew the skin around my fingers/ pull hairs out~*

TATTOOS?

• tattoo album