The Sailor Scout, Fantasy RPG set!
god i hate that 70s show, lmfao
Vegan Wok Round Up
less unhealthy tragic lesbian movies, more lesbian romantic comedies
I’m going to make a lot of these they make me laugh and I hate myself
Damn if you ever get a chance to play Gone Home you shouldddd
i could shrink myself to be the one you get it up for on those days when you want the good girl and the whore/ i could keep my standards low enough so you could reach the top/and give you everything you felt like you deserved just for breathing, just for being a man/but i’m not that bitch/ you want the world you want this girl who doesn’t even exist/ and if she did do you really think she’d check for you with piss stains in your boxers and shit stains in your boxers?/ doo doo crusti n between ya cheeks but you want me between the sheets/hercules cheap raggedy roman tragedy/im nott buying what you selling nigga you is cowardly/you just tryna lick the tanline from my dungarees/thinking bout my pussy like it’s something that’s attainable/sitting on my high horse on my pedestal/i know my worth i know you dirt i know it hurts but make it work cause i don’t even think a white girl would try to put up with this
i can be what you want/i can be what you want, but i don’t wanna be (x4)
you want the lights dimmed low you want the honey blonde curls and the cinnamon tone/you want the coffee and the coffee cake sweet enough to eat but not enough to rot your teeth you want the best/you want the bark but not the bite you want the prize without the fight you wanna slide into home plate safe/you not looking for a chase you don’t want stress you want a girl that says no but she really means yes/you want a tease you want the test and the cheat sheet, gourmet on a paper plate/ a muse you can use as a tool to create and abuse and berate and to woo and to date.you want a woman who will live for you/die for you/sit up all night worrying you want someone to cry for you/i got these silly fucking alpha males on their bended knees/they want a weak ass bitch and that’s just not me
um is it fucking christmas or something? thnk u
Adding final details to this handsome fella..
aww super cute
☀ suns out, buns out ☀
i want this hair so hard
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD YOUR MIND BLOWN?
I’ll tell you when the last time my mind was blown: when I used my new OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner. You may be saying, “David, how many omelets are you eating that necessitate a separate utensil?” This impulse buy was like getting the key to universe for under $10. If you’re using this spatula just for omelets, that’s like having the nicest car in the world and only using it to drive to the store to pick up bread.
- Tortillas? Son-of-a-bitches flipped.
- Pudding? Scrapped every last damn bit from the bowl; none lost.
- Enchiladas? Removed everyone without spilling shit.
- Eggs? Moved and removed with fucking class.
I’m already thinking about all the things I’m going to use it for: flipping pancakes, removing waffles from the waffle maker, getting all the pieces right for those breakfast sandwiches I like to make, removing cookies from the baking sheet, getting all the dough out of the food processor, pulling out bread loaves from the pan, scratching my back when Kelly isn’t looking. If it needs to be scrapped, picked up, or flipped and it’s food, get ready for the OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner to be up in your business.
why do i love messy drawings of ladies laying around
THIS WEEKEND August 2&3, RIPExpo!!! Providence! I also released a new little book collecting all the LAIDAD comics! You can get it online now or pick it up from me at RIPexpo or even SPX come september. YOUR CHOICE! Go nuts.